My personal code allows me to only take cheap shots at people who repeatedly take cheap shots, so, I had to respond to the news that Mallard Filmore’s ‘cartoonist’ Bruce Tinsley was arrested for DUI (article with Smoking Gun-quality mugshot) and the news of that arrest hit the papers the same day as a comic saying that store-bought eggnog is “only tolerable after one has had a great deal of alcohol.” An obvious mashup:
Thanks to Comics Curmudgeon for the best news I heard all day.
Then, the Nitpicker had to offer up a prize for the best punchline for this:
How could I ignore a challenge like that?
These first two might actually be something Tinsley himself could write… if he had a sense of humor. Now let’s get to some serious Bruce bashing…
Ooh, that felt good.